Table of contents

Prelude 1
Lesson 1 | Never Keep a Diary 3
Lesson 2 | Learn to Play the Tuba 5
Lesson 3 | Never Share Your Scientific Research 7
Lesson 4 | Make Friends with Jewish Kids 9
Lesson 5 | Accept That You’re Ugly and Move On 11
Lesson 6 | Never Tell Anyone What Your Parents Do for a Living 13
Lesson 7 | Know About Art History 15
Lesson 8 | Crime Does Pay 17
Lesson 9 | Enjoy a Fondue Dinner 19
Lesson 10 | Respect Old Timers 23
Lesson 11 | It’s the Thought That Counts 27
Lesson 12 | Never Watch a Paul Newman Movie 31
Lesson 13 | Beware of Clowns 35
Coda | Sometimes There Is Nothing to Be Learned 39

Description

With generosity and wry humour, novelist Heather O’Neill recalls several key lessons she learned in childhood from her father: memories and stories about how crime does pay, why one should never keep a diary, and that it is good to beware of clowns, among other things. Her father and his eccentric friends—ex-bank robbers and homeless men—taught her that everything she did was important, a belief that she has carried through her life. To learn more about this publisher, click here: http://bit. ly/1KDLsjc

Awards

  • Short-listed, Cover Design of the Year | Alberta Book Publishing Awards, Book Publishers Association of Alberta 2019

Reviews

...a warm and funny collection of memories of O’Neill’s dad, a single parent. Look up Wisdom In Nonsense. Buy it. Give it to your own father. He will understand, and it will bring you closer.

- Holly Doan

# 7 on Edmonton Non-Fiction Bestsellers list, April 15, 2018

"Heather O’Neill’s Wisdom in Nonsense. ..is in some ways strange. Strange because it reads less like a biography of the late Buddy O’Neill, which it is, and more like an absurd instruction manual for living. Stranger still is the wisdom shared; although Buddy’s advice is never categorically wrong, it is often preposterous and abstract. Despite the strangeness of it all, O’Neill generously translates her father’s eccentricities and antics into a reflection on how much and how little one can learn from a parent, and how that learning is complicated by class and circumstance. ... O’Neill elicits belly laughs and makes space for the quiet sadness of loving parents who will always be complicated to learn from and to remember. " Canadian Literature, October 9, 2018 [Full review at http://canlit. ca/article/something-to-be-learned]

- Gabrielle Mills

"Wisdom in Nonsense offers up a selection of life lessons given to O’Neill as a child which come to act not as hard-and-fast rules but as guideposts to an occasionally odd-ball yet always sincere process of reflection on childhood, writing, and the father-daughter bond. ... Reading about her connection with her father and the way in which they lived on the margins of society comes to illuminate O’Neill’s ability to depict the strange, perhaps even unexpected beauty of such bonds in her fiction. " [Full review at http://www. prairiefire. ca/wisdom-in-nonsense-invaluable-lessons-from-my-father-by-heather-oneill]

- Erin Della Mattia

"Bestselling novelist Heather O’Neill’s book is a slim, funny and moving account of childhood and her experience of being raised by a colourful—and criminal—father. In this tender volume, O’Neill shares the life lessons she learned from her father and his eccentric friends. "

- Matthew Stepanic & Jason Purcell

"[Heather O'Neill's] father shared hard-earned wisdom culled from early years as a petty criminal through to his work as a kind of philosopher-janitor. Unfortunately, his enthusiasm for dispensing life advice was in direct opposition to its practical application. But it certainly makes for good reading. ... [This] collection, like all of her work, is filled with humour, moments of joy, sudden bursts of deep emotion and heartbreaking sincerity. .. The lesson in Wisdom in Nonsense is how a writer uses autobiography to inform fiction. "

- Michael Melgaard